Wednesday, November 3, 2010

by special request...

a fantastic pretzel recipe. these were so ridiculously. if you don't have a pastry brush, may i suggest using a misto or even pam before you throw the pretzels in the oven. also, i kept my pretzels in the oven a bit longer (an extra 5-7 minutes) than the recipe suggests to make sure they were nice and brown on the outside, but my oven is usually a bit slow. try it! it's easier than it sounds!!!

delicious pretzels (slightly altered from alton brown's recipe)

ingredients:
  • 1 1/2 c. warm (110 to 115 degrees F) water
  • 1 T sugar
  • 2 t. salt
  • 1 package active dry yeast (don't be afraid)
  • 22 oz. flour (about 4 1/2 c.)
  • vegetable oil (for coating pan)
  • 10 c. water
  • 2/3 c. baking soda [I made these once in a baking soda bath, and once in just regular salted water, and it worked either way. If you have it use it, if not, don't worry!]
  • 1 large egg yolk beaten w/ 1 T water
  • pretzel or coarse salt

Combine the water, sugar and kosher salt in the bowl of a stand mixer and sprinkle the yeast on top. [Note: I hand-kneaded this and it didn't take long at all, so if you don't have a stand mixer, mixing this dough together isn't nearly as daunting as it sounds.] Allow to sit for 5 minutes or until the mixture begins to foam. Add the flour and butter and, using the dough hook attachment, mix on low speed until well combined. Change to medium speed [or hand knead!] until the dough is smooth and pulls away from the side of the bowl, approximately 4 to 5 minutes [or 10]. Remove the dough from the bowl, clean the bowl and then oil it well with vegetable oil. Return the dough to the bowl, cover with plastic wrap or a damp towel and sit in a warm place for approximately 50 to 55 minutes or until the dough has doubled in size.

Preheat the oven to 450 degrees F. Line 2 half-sheet pans with parchment paper and lightly brush with the vegetable oil. Set aside.

Bring the 10 cups of water and the baking soda to a rolling boil in an 8-quart saucepan or roasting pan.

In the meantime, turn the dough out onto a slightly oiled work surface and divide into 8 equal pieces. Roll out each piece of dough into a 24-inch rope. Make a U-shape with the rope, holding the ends of the rope, cross them over each other and press onto the bottom of the U in order to form the shape of a pretzel. Place onto the parchment-lined half sheet pan.

Place the pretzels into the boiling water, 1 by 1, for 30 seconds. Remove them from the water using a large flat spatula. Return to the half sheet pan, brush the top of each pretzel with the beaten egg yolk and water mixture (or pam/misto) and sprinkle with the pretzel salt. Bake until dark golden brown in color, approximately 12 to 14 minutes. Allow to cool for at least 5 minutes

Thursday, October 14, 2010

I aam a bookworm we are all bookwoorms!

Guys!
Ive been obsessed with listening to NPR on iTunes. Particularly, and most importantly, this little gem I came across while stuck on the 101 in August. Each week, I thirst for Thursdays...when the muffled yet nasally Michael Silverblatt hosts the insatiable "bookworm", a weekly show on KCRW.
Listen to it nOW. Every book I've read he raves about is extraordinary.
Site:
http://www.kcrw.com/etc/programs/bw

Monday, September 20, 2010

Ferguson!



This morning, I suddenly thought, whatever happened to the Ferg Face?

I looked at his imdb bio, and learned a great deal. I'm pretty sure he wrote it himself:








Jason Zimbler, aka Funky Ferg, was born on July 27, 1977 and weighed in at a bulky 7 lbs, 7 oz. At the age of two, he moved to the Canarsie section of Brooklyn. At the age of 6, Jason began a long and storied career in the entertainment industry.

Gainful employment began on the long-running, little-watched, and soon-forgotten soap opera, "The Edge of Night" (1956). Following a one-year tenure on the show, after which the show was canceled, the family moved to Livingston, New Jersey.

Soon after high school began, Jason was cast as the annoying little brother (some would say a part he was born to play) in a Nickelodeon pilot titled "Clarissa Explains It All" (1991), were he played the role of Ferguson. Once the show was picked up for an extended run, scheduling conflicts arose between taping the show in Orlando and high school, and Jason was forced (reluctantly) to enroll in an all-girls school near his home.

After two and a half years, Jason was ready to leave the nest for college. Just as the show ended its run, college began for Jason in beautiful, temperate South Bend, Indiana. Despite having survived countless perils to this point, college was no picnic. A veteran of thrice-changed majors and numerous cocktail parties, Jason emerged relatively unscathed and ready for the real world.


Friday, September 17, 2010

So jealous of you DCers

joaquin phoenix

+ = ?

What happened here? Has anyone seen I'm Still Here? It's a commentary on celebrity? Ha Ha? I'd like to know your input.

Monday, September 13, 2010

OMG you guys, Harry Potter facts.




I just found 10 facts you may not know about Harry Potter:

1. Hermione’s name was almost “Hermione Puckle.” It has a sour tone to it, doesn’t it? J.K. Rowling thought so, too, and changed to something that suited the character better. Rowling has said that Hermione has a healthy dose of herself in there, as she was quite the know-it-all herself as a child. Hermione was originally going to have a younger sister, but Rowling never found the right moment to stick her into the books.

2. Gilderoy Lockhart, the insufferably vain professor and celebrity from The Chamber of Secrets, was based on someone Rowling knows in real life. The rumor is that she based him on her ex-husband, but she has been quite adamant about denying that. “He used to tell whopping great fibs about his past life, all of them designed to demonstrate what a wonderful, brave and brilliant person he was. Perhaps he didn’t really believe he was all that great and wanted to compensate, but I’m afraid I never dug that deep,” she has said. “He’s probably out there now telling everybody that he inspired the character of Albus Dumbledore. Or that he wrote the books and lets me take the credit out of kindness.”

3. Hedwig, Harry’s Snowy Owl, isn’t entirely accurate. After the first book was accepted for publication, she found out Snowy Owls are diurnal. And it was during the writing of book two that she realized that Snowy Owls are silent, meaning that Hedwig’s knowing hoots and conversational noises weren’t quite true-to-life. She admits this was just a research hole on her part, but says readers should feel free to assume that her unusual talents are just part of her magical ability. Incidentally, although Hedwig is female, she is played by a male in the movies because females aren’t wholly white like males are.

4. Collecting unusual and interesting names and words has been a lifelong habit for Rowling. She has said that she loves reading lists of them, from war memorials to baby name books, and made it a point to remember her favorites. Some of them found a new home in the Harry Potter books. She makes up some of the words too – “quidditch” is a Rowling original. She filled up five pages of made-up words that started with “Q” before she hit on one that sounded right. “Voldemort” and “Malfoy” were also invented.

5. If a muggle were to happen across Hogwarts, all they would see is nothing but a ruined castle with large signs on it saying ‘keep out, dangerous building.’ This might sound a bit suspicious to those of us in the States, but it seems like the U.K. is rife with castle ruins.


6. Fred and George Weasley were born on April Fool’s Day. Go figure. While we’re talking about the Weasleys, there was a Weasley cousin named Mafalda who got edited out of The Goblet of Fire in order to make room for the love-to-hate-her invasive “journalist” Rita Skeeter. That’s probably best – Ginny Weasley is supposed to have been the first girl born to the Weasley family for several generations, so scrapping Malfalda supports that backstory.

7. Harry, Ron and Hermione all have wand cores based on their birthdays: the Celt assigned trees to people based on that kind of like we assign gemstones today. She had already assigned Harry’s holly-based wand when she discovered the Celt tree calendar and found that she had accidentally assigned him the “right” type of wood. She did the same thing with Draco Malfoy (Hawthorn wood). But Ron and Hermione both purposefully received wands based on their birthdays – ash for Ron and vine wood for Hermione. She didn’t carry this convention out for all of the characters, though.

8. Filch’s cat, Mrs. Norris, takes her name from the Jane Austen book Mansfield Park. Fittingly, Austen’s Mrs. Norris is also rather sour and bitter.

9. Snape was partially based on a teacher J.K. Rowling once had. She likes to write him, though, because she finds him such a pathetic creature.

10. As you probably know, King’s Cross station is where young wizards hop on the Hogwarts Express to get to school. What you might not know is that the station holds special meaning for J.K. Rowling: it’s where her parents met. They were coincidentally both headed to Arbroath in Scotland when they met on the train. King’s Cross was intentionally chosen as the gateway to Hogwarts in homage to Rowling’s parents.

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Mascara update!


Dear friends, I have discovered a glorious new mascara - thanks in large part to compulsive consumption of fashion magazines (I now subscribe to 3 - Lucky, InStyle, and Vogue. Someone save me from myself). You should ALL try out Revlon GrowLuscious! It has a huge brush that makes application easy and it really works wonders! Plus, it's way cheaper than DiorShow - which is, for all you aficionados out there, really the best.. but sadly not so accessible at $25/tube. TRY IT!!

Sunday, September 5, 2010

SOS

Hey guys! So I moved into my new studio all by myself! It is still kinda spooky at night. Especially when I came home the first night and realized that there are no lights in my entire apartment. Yep. Never noticed. It had always been day! So I fumbled around in the dark, looking blindly through boxes, and finally found a single lamp. And plugged it in. Then there was light. What is the reason for this post? Because my apartment is going to be... JUSTICE themed! Yep. And kind of covered-wagon themed. I'm looking for black and white photos of men signing things. Any one have any craft/dIY/decorative/blog idea suggestions for me!???



http://www.progressivepioneer.com/progressive-pioneer/

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

LA Jesus


Yet another reason to come back to LA: we have Jesus.


http://www.isawjesusinla.com/


Sunday, July 11, 2010




I hear Lydia has an excellent Sangria recipe. Please, Lydia, inform us. I made some recentrly, and it just tasted like the plastic cup I was carrying it around in. yuck.
Help!

Friday, July 2, 2010

World Cup!!!!


i feel like everyone around me all of a sudden has embraced the world cup like never before. i am going with the flow. last weekend I drank liters of beer and ate pretzel rolls and cheered for germany and spoke to an old german couple that recently moved to maryland at a lovely little biergarten haus. i just like the way that phrase looks. biergarten haus. silly. the benches are all imported from lithuania? why? i don't know.

i'll be there bright and early this weekend as well. mack. germany v. argentina @ 10 AM EST.

Friday, June 25, 2010

Friday, June 18, 2010

FIFA


Can someone help me understand HOW I figure out who is playing when in the World Cup?
Not like anyone CARES about what blog anymore.... jeez....
And what the hell is a Fifa?

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Pictures.

Friends. I will be home on Friday, and then Delaney will show me how to put my Costa Rica pictures on the internet to share. Yep. I can't figure it out.
Mack OUT.

Sunday, May 16, 2010


I just realized how quickly we all strayed from making this blog about Important information to share, to silly pictures. It's JUST like Rumor Has It, a great moment in cinema's history. We're all from Pasadena...
Here is what I am reading right now. I just listened to "Assassination Vacation" and am now reading "Pass the Cannoli." Both are wonderful. I highly recommend. Who else has read Sarah Vowel?

Thursday, May 13, 2010


in order to keep my sanity at work while trying to keep 80 billion things straight at once, i made this picture my desktop wallpaper for my work computer. i expect you all to do the same if you also work at a desk for an unnatural amount of time.
why is the cat wearing a shirt? why does he look so sad? something to ponder when you want to stop working with databases.

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Just Wanted to Make Sure all of us Knew The City of San Marino's Council Member's Names and Faces

Dennis Kneier

Mayor

Dr. Allan Yung

Vice Mayor

Dr. Richard Sun

Council Member

Richard Ward

Council Member

Eugene Sun

Council Member

Saturday, May 8, 2010

Mike Daisey!


uhh! Yall. I saw one of the best shows I've ever seen last night. This is Mike. He's a storyteller. It's like Michael Moore with less scummy-ness and more irony and a lot more stage presence.
Here is the link to his blog:
http://mikedaisey.blogspot.com/p/booking.html
Don't worry. I will make sure I keep up to speed of the next time he is in Washinton, SF, or LA. He told a 2 1/2 hour story last night about going to this country on an island in the South Pacific where they worship America. I haven't laughed that hard and simultanously wanted to cry in ages. Actually, there were a lot of Longo Mai similarities. "And I just stood there with nothing to say... so I took a picture of a chicken." More to come on him later. So worth it.
Good show, Peter, good show.

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

They're back!

I am very upset that I have to be the one to post this. Lydia, you are seriously slacking...

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Hair Care Update!


Friends, I was inspired by the most recent issue of InStyle Magazine to promote beauty products to those near and dear to me. Unlike InStyle, I don't get any $$ from promoting said products, so really take this seriously because there's nothing in it for me other than the joy of you all experiencing hair bliss along with me! You MUST MUST MUST try Root Awakening shampoo and conditioner from John Frieda. It's on sale at Target this week! It smells AMAZING - like minty Aveda but still with floral stuff so it's not tooo herbal (Aveda is too much for me, I don't like smelling like I just rolled around in the Barefoot Contessa's backyard, though I would love to do that...) and it truly works wonders. My hair is wayy less frizzy even though it got really windblown during my death walk to the metro this morning and it feels softer than it has in months of using Infusium 23 Moisturologie. Of course I am still secretly craving Kerastase, but since I can't really justify spending $40 on shampoo, I will still with JF for now. Try it!

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Fergie as Daisy Mae?

Kids Incorporated knew what was up...

Monday, April 26, 2010

Look At These Fancies!

Guys, I just discovered this site.
If these cupcake recipes turn out half as delicious as they look...
And, there are cookie and savory recipes as well!!!

Gwyneth Paltrow was just on our show and she was talking about her blog GOOP. I'm sure you're all familiar--- It's the one where she tells us peasants how to do insane juice fasts and such. This cupcake post is me sticking it to Gwyneth.

Sunday, April 25, 2010

blow your mind.

alright, may i just note that the previous post about my favorite food blogs was actually not posted by myself.

on another note, i mentioned this to lyd and kenzie, but here is it for the rest of you. if you want your world to be turned upside down, please proceed to this website: http://bloglynch.blogspot.com/2009/06/30-rock-is-rip-off-of-muppet-show.html

Friday, April 23, 2010

Nicolette's Favorite Food Blogs:


http://orangette.blogspot.com/ - the girl that writes this blog just opened a restaurant ,so she doesn't post as frequently as she used to
http://blackpepperhoney.blogspot.com/ - my friend just started this. the recipes seems a bit daunting. i haven't tried to make anything of hers yet.

Thursday, April 22, 2010

A PAD THAI CHRISTMAS


Yes, it is too early to be thinking about Christmas. HOPEFULLY I see you all before that. BUT I just wanted to let you know what I am getting very good at making cheap authentic Thai food. And I want to make you all Real Thai People Pad Thai. I was going to put a picture of it, but instead, here is one of my restaurant.
Maybe I can make it for you all in DC!!!
Most importantly, why am I the only person who posts anything....

Saturday, April 17, 2010

NETFLIX

Hey, what were all those Netflix lists we wanted to make for each other? I don't remember any of them except Nic told me to watch The Cove. Will do. What else?
On mine was Girl, Interrupted. Yep. I quickly stopped watching it after 15 minutes because it was so uninteresting.
Next up is Season One of "Six Feet Under". Everyone keep reassuring me it's the best way to spend my free time.
Any one else?
Oh. This pic has nothing to do with Netflix...but it's the poster to the show I'm in this weekend! Yay! I play "Skokie Evanston" the precocious suburb!
yay.
Miss you.
so, i made the torte. it turned out...alright. i salvaged it, kind of. if you are going to make this, DEFINITELY use some parchment paper. i didn't have any and thought i could manage without it by just greasing the baking sheet. oh brother, was i wrong! the macaroons spread like crazy and were still pretty tough to get off the baking sheet. fortunately, since the whole thing is covered in frosting, it's pretty easy to clean up your mistakes. a few trims and some handy work with a spatula and it didn't end up looking like too much of a disaster. anyway...we all started eating it and then i remembered that i needed to take pictures. so, here are a few pictures of the half eaten cake.


Friday, April 16, 2010

The Double Down!!!



Oh my god you guys. The Double Down. I just tried it and it is everything I ever could have wanted and more. What is the Double Down? Two fried chicken breasts, two strips of bacon, two pieces of jack cheese, and "Colonel Sauce".

Seriously. You need to try it immediately.


MACK'S QUICK CAULIFLOWER APP.


Hey Yall,
So, company is coming over, and you feel they might need a quick thing to "nosh" on besides today's budget report and last week's tired gossip on your boss' over-exposed hemline...
So, you hand your pals a glass of wine
(Might I suggest a crisp and unique Albarrino, from Central Spain)
and say "Hey, I'm gonna go whip something up...hmmm...let's see what I have..."
You quickly do the following:
Cut up one Cauliflower head
sauté it with:
olive oil, your favorite vinegar (toasted seasame, rice wine, or apple cider), and a splash of that white wine.
Add in whatever nut you have around (best= cashews, pine nuts)
And most importantly, add: curry powder, crushed or chopped cumin seeds, and maybe a dash of coriander. I don't know the measuments, just kind of feel it out.

Sever it in a bowl so people can pick at. It's quite pretty, flavorful, and impressive. Now... if only you could say the same about your husband's body..... Am I right, women?

Thursday, April 15, 2010

disseminating deliciousness to the masses

friends and lovers,

now that we are done with taxes, behold the almond macaroon torte! if you already follow smitten kitchen, then you've already seen this. feel free to ignore this post.



i saw this in smitten kitchen and decided that i had to make it. i am attempting to do it tomorrow night, so i can enjoy it with a few friends before participating in your average friday night of silly. it looks delivious and impressive and the recipe seems quite easy, but i'll let you know if it actually turns out. recipe from smitten kitchen adapted from bon appetit as follows.

Almond Macaroon Torte with Chocolate Frosting
Serves 12

Almond macaroons
Nonstick vegetable oil spray
2 1/2 cups (10.5 ounces or 300 grams) slivered almonds (or an equivalent weight of blanched, sliced or already ground almonds)
1 cup (196 grams) plus 3 tablespoons (37 grams) sugar
2 large pinches kosher salt
2 teaspoons vanilla extract or 1 vanilla bean, split lengthwise
6 large egg whites

Frosting and assembly
1/2 cup water
1/2 cup sugar
Flavoring of your choice, such as 1/2 teaspoon orange oil or extract, 1/2 teaspoon vanilla, almond or other extract
20 ounces semi-sweet chocolate (61% or less is recommended, I think it would also be great with 72%, a nice bitter contrast to the sweet macaroons), chopped or chocolate chips
1 cup sliced almonds, toasted (at 350 degrees for 7 to 9 minutes on a tray, stirring once or twice)

Make macaroons: Position an oven rack in the top and lower third of oven and preheat oven to 325°F. Draw two 12 x 4-inch rectangles, spacing 2 inches apart [see Note below for my tiny kitchen adjustments] on a piece of parchment paper, then two more of the same size on a second sheet. In total, you’ll use 2 sheets of parchment paper and draw 4 rectangles. Turn each sheet of parchment over (so your ink or pencil lines don’t seep into the macaroon) .

Place almonds, 1 cup sugar and coarse salt in a food processor (you can skip the food processor, however, if you use an equivalent weight of almond meal or ground almonds, just mixing the ingredients in a bowl) with vanilla bean seeds, if using (you’ll add liquid extract in a bit) and blend until finely ground.

Using electric mixer, beat egg whites in large, dry bowl with clean beaters (or a whisk attachment) until soft peaks form. Drizzle in vanilla extract (if using), then slowly add remaining 3 tablespoons sugar. Beat until stiff but not dry. Fold nut mixture into egg whites. Spread 1/4 of macaroon batter evenly within each rectangle, filling completely.

Bake macaroon layers until golden and almost firm to the touch in the center, reversing sheets halfway through — this took a total of 23 measly minutes in my oven; the original recipe says it can take up to 40. I would check in on yours at 23 minutes and then every 5 minutes thereafter if they’re not done yet.

Cool macaroons on their sheets on a cooling rack.

Make frosting: Simmer 1/2 cup of water and sugar in a medium saucepan until sugar dissolves. Measure 10 tablespoons from this and either discard the rest of save it for another use. Put the 10 tablespoons syrup back in the saucepan and add flavoring of your choice. Bring the syrup back to a boil and add chocolate to the saucepan. Remove from heat and let sit for one minute, then stir the chocolate until smooth. This should yield a medium-thick frosting, good for spreading. If yours is on the thin side, you can let it cool for 5 or 10 minutes until it is a good spreading consistency.

Assemble torte If needed due to spreading, carefully trim your macaroon layers back to their intended rectangular sizes — for me, a sharp knife lightly coated with oil worked best for this.

Place one macaroon layer on a long platter. Spread 1/2 cup frosting evenly over. Top with another macaroon layer. Spread 1/2 cup frosting evenly over. Repeat 1 more time then top with last macaroon layer, flat side up. Spread remaining frosting over top and sides of torte. Press sliced almonds onto sides of torte.

Do ahead: Can be made one to two days ahead. Cover with foil tent. Store at room temperature.








I want one

Thanks for helpful tax reminder, E-Dizzle! Luckily mine are already done thanks to Devin's mom. Anyway, I'm feeling especially hungry these last few days and I'm not sure why. In that spirit, I am posting this in case you haven't seen it yet. I can't get enough..
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/brownie-husband/1218011

xoxo

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Reminder!




Don't forget to do your taxes!
See? This blog is already super useful.

So it begins...